[kj] Joke Spotting

[nicholas fitzpatrick]

Hope you get nice weather in Pretend America, Peter ;-)



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>Subject: Re: [kj] Joke Spotting
>Date: Thu, 13 Jan 2005 16:39:24 +0000
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>  Good morning all.
>     Did everyone "get" the joke I posted last night,It sounds 
much better after alcohol has been consumed.Right,Im off out to try to catch 
the sunrise.
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>Followers.........Joke spotted last night.
>      I was sitting in a bar last week and a man with a monkey walked 
in.The monkey started eating the beer mats,Then the crisps then he ate the 
snooker chalk and then he ate the white snooker- ball.
>      The barman said" Bloody hell, Did you see that, The monkeys 
going around and eating everything"
>      The owner said"Yes He does it all the time"
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>    A few days later the man came back with his monkey.The monkey picked 
up a cherry,stuck it up his arse,pulled it out and ate it.
>    "Bloody hell" said the barman .
>"That monkey just stuck a cherry up it's arse pulled it out and ate 
it"
>    And the owner said "yeah,Ever since he ate that snooker-ball,He 
measures everything before he eats it".
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