[kj] Crue/Joke.Brothers in arms tour

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Thu Jan 6 06:10:29 EST 2005






Me! Twice.

   XXXX You went twice?????My guess,Once for a check up and once for treatment,And that ll be it till it hurts again.XXXX

And I'm a lardy arsed bastard. Can I become an honourary American now
please?
  XXXXX Dude,Do you really think that just having a lard-arse qualifies you to be an American,HELL NO.You need lard from your neck to your ankles
    You got to dress in a gaudy style,Your clothes cant fit propely and you must realise as an American,Everybody wants to hear your life story,If you go to a quiet restaurant ,The other dinners dont want to talk too each other,HELL NO,They want too hear about what you ve been doing all day and how long you been married for.
    And remember as soon as you get on TV,Start crying(About anything)people will assume that you are a sensitive caring person.SuckersXXXX



I can spell color and thru. Plus I can talk about normalcy.

  XXXXSay Colin and aluminium.

Unless you said"Coe-lin" and"aluminum",you just aint got what it takes.Normalcy.To be an American you dont wanna be normal,You are special,different ,better than the restXXXX


Right then. Pick a country , I'm off to invade. What about Ireland?

Ireland,must be empty,most of those are other here in the states.What is that black tarry substance that they drink?If it's oil based we shall be looking for WMD's as soon as you can say michael flahertyXXXX





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