[kj] OT: Laughter & argue

[Pat]

In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient
pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Can't
talk right now.... I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip
and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops
driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Charlie, how you doing?"

Charlie says, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."

"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse leaves Charlie's room, and then goes across the hall into another
patients' room, and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing!?" To which Ed replies,
"Shhh, I'm screwing Charlie's wife, while he's in Chicago"


On 12/13/05, fatpotanga <fatpotanga at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Anyone know any good jokes?
> We've have a lot of 'argue' this year & as it's the season to be jolly and
> all that, I could enjoy a giggle.
> --
> There's a brunette and a blonde working in an office when this massive
> bouquet of flowers arrives addressed to the brunette.
> She reads the card, sighs and goes back to work looking really fed up.
> "Those flowers are beautiful," says the Blonde " why the long face?"
> "Because," sighed the brunette "it means I'm going to have to spend then
> next few days with my legs in the air"
> "Oh right." says the blonde, "Haven't you got a vase?"
>
>
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