[kj] Private mail for Jason

[Jester]

Holy crap thats funny.

Cheers,

Jester


On Aug 31, 2005, at 4:47 AM, Joker Jason wrote:

> Hi, Peter. Sorry not to have replied earlier. I've been very busy, a
> friend of mine works for MI5 and after showing her the footage you
> mention she wants to employ you as a consultant for interrogation
> techniques. Could be quite a lot of money in it for you. Interested? I
> understand the BBC have also requested a copy, you could certainly
> teach Paxman a thing or two about being a egomaniac.
>
> You were AWESOME, man! Even though it was Jester's night, and the band
> had gone to a lot of trouble to make it a special event for him, I
> just loved to way you continued with your usual attention-seeking
> antics. I was particularly impressed by the way you went on and on
> about Joe threatening to kill you. I mean, it would have been so wrong
> of you to overlook any previous issues you had with him and let
> bygones be bygones. even just for one night! Because, despite the fact
> that he is seriously ill with cancer, when you have been wronged YOU
> HAVE BEEN WRONGED, and NOTHING is more important than that.
>
> I also have film of the guy getting assaulted. It shows him climbing
> on stage with a tray of tea and cakes, but Raven whips out a gun and
> points it at his head! Then he whacks him in the nuts with his bass
> and the poor misunderstood victim flies across the room and breaks his
> back against the far wall! They must have kidnapped him and forced him
> to apologise. I certainly wouldn't take any notice of the fact that he
> has said he was sorry, you should definitely stick to your story and
> keep banging on about it.
>
> Cheers,
> Jason.