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[fatpotanga]

> How did you break that rib?

In the most boringly embarrassingly unimaginable way possible.
My daughter was in the shower, I reached in to switch it off, slipped and
hit my chest on the towel rail. It wasn't too bad until about a week later
my daughter jumped into bed and head butted me in the same place.
So there you  go, a combination of towel rail and a 2 year olds head butt.
I guess there's my dream of pro-wresting shattered.