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Subject: FW: Life's unanswered questions ...


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
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>>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
>>is not enough?
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>>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
>>stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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>>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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>>Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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>>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
>>throw a revolver at him?
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>>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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>>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>>What is the speed of darkness?
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>>If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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>>If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
>>cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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>>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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>>If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
>>doing here?
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>>Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
>>longer?
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>>What level of importance must a person have , before they are
>>considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
>>be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
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>>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
>>up, like, every two hours?
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>>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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