[kj] The Exorcism News, Yesterday

[Graeme Rowland]

Socialist turncoat DBlunkett parrots bad terror law
election gimicks, lying through his teeth with rancid
breath. Please help a blind man with his dilemma, he
just can't decide: TOTALITARIAN or AUTHORITARIAN?

Feed the world - the geeks shall inherit the girth!

Bono is a twat. Can you help find what he was looking
for?

Idi Armin had a better hairdo than Conbitch Rice.

Dickhead Chainy is short of breath. We wish him much
less. Keep walking, huffing puffing off the end of the
plank. May Johnny Rotten's favourite sharks get a crap
McMeal out of the vile git.

Who's gonna get bombed next by beloved Emperor George
the Moron? Iran has no secret nukes, so obviously they
must be high on the list.

May Tony Parsons die slowly in agony for his lies
about John Peel.

Lets make the ID/iot card scheme of Blind Man DB into
Tory Bliars Poll Tax Riots.

www.schnews.org.uk

Your VDU is sending you blind. Meanwhile, dopey money
goats laugh at green cars.

Bono is still a twat.

Arab Fat copped it, and his millions were guzzled,
vulturous in the aftermath.

Osama bin Liner is receiving no visitors at his
Hollywood retreat, as he's feeling a bit peaky.

Dark descends across the Promised Land. Who the fuck
are the Darkness?

And the third angel sounded:
Mabbas is here.

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