[kj] worst poll
Tom Foolery
gathering@misera.net
Thu, 25 Mar 2004 09:37:09 +0000
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<DIV><PRE>KILLING JOKE'S WORST EVER:
1. PRODUCER That guy which emasculated BTATS- name escapes me</PRE><PRE>2. DANCE MIX - I hate remixes- either rearrange the song yourself or get someone to cover it</PRE><PRE>3. CONVENTIONAL REMIX - see above</PRE><PRE>4. MISSED OPPORTUNITY - No real [double] live album</PRE><PRE>
YOUR WORST EVER...
5. JOB 10 months military service</PRE><PRE>6. DECISION Doing military service to retain dual nationality
7. SEXUAL EXPERIENCE The first is always the worst
8. MISTAKE Re-taking my final year at University having already failed once because I'd lost interest
9. EMBARRASSING INCIDENT Getting caught stealing money from my mum's purse aged 27</PRE><PRE>THE WORST EVER...
10. GIG YOU'VE BEEN TO The only one I ever walked out of was The Cure at Olympia in 92</PRE><PRE>11. ALBUM YOU'VE BOUGHT Some dodgy 3 quid Motorhead CD</PRE><PRE>12. SINGLE YOU'VE BOUGHT Unknown
13. FILM YOU'VE PAID TO SEE Some Troma thing</PRE><PRE>14. BOOK YOU'VE READ Bridget Jones or something by Allen Carr
15. TV SHOW YOU'VE SEEN Too many to mention</PRE><PRE>16. MUSIC VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN as above</PRE><PRE>17. HOLIDAY YOU'VE HAD Last time I went to Paris
18. CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTED Benefit fraud</PRE><PRE>19. LIE YOU'VE TOLD I forgive you
20. OTHER VERY BAD THING YOU DID Smashed a dinner plate over my sister's head- then she told dum and mad it was an accident that the plate broke and the bruise came from falling over</PRE></DIV></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><BR></P><BR><BR><BR>
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<P><A href="http://www.stimro.tk/">www.stimro.tk</A></P></DIV>>From: fluw <fluwdot@earthlink.net> >Reply-To: gathering@misera.net >To: gathering@misera.net >Subject: [kj] worst poll >Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 11:05:10 -0500 (GMT-05:00) > >KILLING JOKE'S WORST EVER: >1. PRODUCER >tie - youth democracy, coleman/walker - otg. although considering the potential of each album, youth gets the nod > >2. DANCE MIX - all crap > >3. CONVENTIONAL REMIX - stay one jump ahead > >4. MISSED OPPORTUNITY - bpf is in nyc and interested in saying hello and no phone call to the big man?! maybe not the worst but considering the vintage of the persons involved it is a bit immature. geordie not hiring me for roadie duty > >YOUR WORST EVER... >5. JOB KFC for two miserable weeks > > >6. DECISION selling my ranch > > >7. SEXUAL EXPERIENCE how bout the time i accepted money from a plump skin head bitch for a quicky on a moldy carpet in a heroin cellar. or the time i was in a four way with a brick house of a black chick, a madonna look alike and a red head in a dark park when we suddenly noticed we were surrounded by a circle jerk of shady dudes. then quickly grabbed our threads and darted for the car. absolutely true!! > > >8. MISTAKE o selling the ranch. telling that last bit > > >9. EMBARRASSING INCIDENT ripping out a drunken fart while receiving a sloppy blowjob from a mega hotty during a one nighter > >THE WORST EVER... >10. GIG YOU'VE BEEN TO an elementary school friend took me to a billy joel gig. or my band opened for firefall once, that bit the big knob > >11. ALBUM YOU'VE BOUGHT too many - roman holliday? teenage cruisers( the xrated rockabilly film soundtrack)? nah must be a kiss record. > > >12. SINGLE YOU'VE BOUGHT i live in america where only white trash and getto booty buy 'em. oh wait i did by the america single > >13. FILM YOU'VE PAID TO SEE mel gibson's - SigNS - pure middle ages christian agenda crap > >14. BOOK YOU'VE READ part of something by tom clancy, what a tool he is > > >15. TV SHOW YOU'VE SEEN unreality or fox news > >16. MUSIC VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN any modern so called r-n-b > >17. HOLIDAY YOU'VE HAD never had a bad one > >18. CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTED not being guilty of burning a church i was detained in reference too. > >19. LIE YOU'VE TOLD you're not fat > >20. OTHER VERY BAD THING YOU DID beaned an old woman waiting at the bus stop in the temple (SP?) with a penny when riding on the school bus one summer school afternoon...not being guilty of burning that church down. >_______________________________________________ >Gathering mailing list >Gathering@misera.net >http://four.pairlist.net/mailman/listinfo/gathering </div><br clear=all><hr>Protect your PC - <a href="http://g.msn.com/8HMBEN/2755??PS=">Click here</a> for McAfee.com VirusScan Online </html>