[kj] worst ever poll
mike coles
gathering@misera.net
Mon, 22 Mar 2004 17:13:01 +0000
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I know I'm going to regret this but here goes.
There's enough ammo here for PR for the next couple of years!!
KILLING JOKE'S WORST EVER:
1. PRODUCER youth on democracy - i don't think he's a bad producer
but it could have been so much better
2. DANCE MIX pass
3. CONVENTIONAL REMIX almost red
4. MISSED OPPORTUNITY not following up pandemonium with a brilliant album
YOUR WORST EVER...
5. JOB scouring wool at paton & baldwins wool factory in 1973,
soul-destroying shift-work
6. DECISION walking out of malicious damage in 1982 and not fighting my corner
7. SEXUAL EXPERIENCE i was with a bird on lindos in 1980 when i got
out of bed with a hard-on to open the window. as i stretched up my
dick poked inside the bedside lamp smack bang onto the red-hot light
bulb - i screamed so loud she thought i'd been shot. it still hurts
thinking about it.
mind you, she didn't half kiss it better!!
the next day i took that picture of the guy standing on the beach
which ended up on wTf...! and ftl
8. MISTAKE on a serious level i tend to believe mistakes are life's
way of helping you out.
on a practical level giving up a years worth of spare time to make a
film with arthur ellis was something i wouldn't do again
9. EMBARRASSING INCIDENT see 7 or 19
THE WORST EVER...
10. GIG YOU'VE BEEN TO for me gigs are either fucking brilliant, good
or totally shite and i couldn't really single out one from the dozens
of totally shite.
no wait - toyah wilcox at the music machine 1979 or 80!!
11. ALBUM YOU'VE BOUGHT a dj/house type remix of gregory isaacs that
i took back to hmv and said "i don't want this it's crap". they gave
me my money back.
12. SINGLE YOU'VE BOUGHT magic bus by the who was a mega disappointment
13. FILM YOU'VE PAID TO SEE lost in translation but it only cost 3 quid
14. BOOK YOU'VE READ i've only ever not finished one book dangerous
parking by stuart browne
15. TV SHOW YOU'VE SEEN it's not the worst but i always hated the goodies
16. MUSIC VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN any of those attitude-laden rap twats
glowering at the camera
17. HOLIDAY YOU'VE HAD i have to enjoy holidays i never know when i'm
going to have another one!
18. CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTED chucking a brick through a huge
plate-glass car showroom in cardiff in 1972 when i was stoned out of
my skull just to see it smash in slow motion. then just walking off
nonchalantly
19. LIE YOU'VE TOLD saying it wasn't me to the above. i got arrested
and locked up anyway and then pissed on by a couple of right thuggy
bastards while i was asleep
20. OTHER VERY BAD THING YOU DID i used to steal money from the
collection box when i was an altar boy
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<div>I know I'm going to regret this but here goes.</div>
<div>There's enough ammo here for PR for the next couple of
years!!</div>
<div><br>
KILLING JOKE'S WORST EVER:<br>
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<div>1. PRODUCER <font color="#FF0000"> youth on democracy - i
don't think he's a bad producer but it could have been so much
better</font></div>
<div><br>
2. DANCE MIX<font color="#FF0000"> pass</font><br>
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<div>3. CONVENTIONAL REMIX<font color="#FF0000"> almost
red</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>4. MISSED OPPORTUNITY<font color="#FF0000"> not following up
pandemonium with a brilliant album</font></div>
<div><br>
YOUR WORST EVER...<br>
</div>
<div>5. JOB<font color="#FF0000"> scouring wool at paton &
baldwins wool factory in 1973, soul-destroying shift-work</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>6. DECISION<font color="#FF0000"> walking out of malicious damage
in 1982 and not fighting my corner</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>7. SEXUAL EXPERIENCE<font color="#FF0000"> i was with a bird on
lindos in 1980 when i got out of bed with a hard-on to open the
window. as i stretched up my dick poked inside the bedside lamp smack
bang onto the red-hot light bulb - i screamed so loud she thought i'd
been shot. it still hurts thinking about it.</font></div>
<div><font color="#FF0000">mind you, she didn't half kiss it
better!!</font></div>
<div><font color="#FF0000">the next day i took that picture of the guy
standing on the beach which ended up on wTf...! and ftl</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>8. MISTAKE<font color="#FF0000"> on a serious level i tend to
believe mistakes are life's way of helping you out. </font></div>
<div><font color="#FF0000">on a practical level giving up a years
worth of spare time to make a film with arthur ellis was something i
wouldn't do again</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>9. EMBARRASSING INCIDENT<font color="#FF0000"> see 7 or
19</font></div>
<div><br>
THE WORST EVER...<br>
</div>
<div>10. GIG YOU'VE BEEN TO<font color="#FF0000"> for me gigs are
either fucking brilliant, good or totally shite and i couldn't really
single out one from the dozens of totally shite.</font></div>
<div><font color="#FF0000">no wait - toyah wilcox at the music machine
1979 or 80!!</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>11. ALBUM YOU'VE BOUGHT <font color="#FF0000"> a dj/house
type remix of gregory isaacs that i took back to hmv and said "i
don't want this it's crap". they gave me my money
back.</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>12. SINGLE YOU'VE BOUGHT<font color="#FF0000"><i> magic bus</i>
by the who was a mega disappointment</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>13. FILM YOU'VE PAID TO SEE<font color="#FF0000"><i> lost in
translation</i> but it only cost 3 quid</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>14. BOOK YOU'VE READ<font color="#FF0000"> i've only ever not
finished one book<i> dangerous parking</i> by stuart
browne</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>15. TV SHOW YOU'VE SEEN<font color="#FF0000"> it's not the worst
but i always hated<i> the goodies</i></font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>16. MUSIC VIDEO YOU'VE SEEN<font color="#FF0000"> any of those
attitude-laden rap twats glowering at the camera</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>17. HOLIDAY YOU'VE HAD<font color="#FF0000"> i have to enjoy
holidays i never know when i'm going to have another one!</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>18. CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTED<font color="#FF0000"> chucking a brick
through a huge plate-glass car showroom in cardiff in 1972 when i was
stoned out of my skull just to see it smash in slow motion. then just
walking off nonchalantly</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>19. LIE YOU'VE TOLD<font color="#FF0000"> saying it wasn't me to
the above. i got arrested and locked up anyway and then pissed on by a
couple of right thuggy bastards while i was asleep</font></div>
<div><br></div>
<div>20. OTHER VERY BAD THING YOU DID<font color="#FF0000"> i used to
steal money from the collection box when i was an altar
boy</font></div>
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