[kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters. Mike Patton

[Christof hamille]

All right

Since it look slike we are all fecal freaks here ;)...
I worked on and off at this club over the years that gets quite a few bands 
through (Killing Joke played  on the Pandemonium tour there). Well a band 
called Fantomas played their first Detroit show at this venue.  Fantomas 
features (KING) Buzz Osbourne, Dave Lombardo and Mike Patton, amongst 
others.  There are three levels to this venue.  The upstairs (The Burns 
Room), the main floor (St. Andrew's Hall) and the basement (the Shelter).  
Typically when bands are playing the mainfloor their dressing room will be 
upstairs and they will get to the stage by going through the basement.  This 
was all a set up.
Fantomas play to a packed house o the main floor.  Everything is great and 
fine.  The basement was closed that night because their was no other event.  
So the band and their crew cold travel through the basement easily and at 
their own discretion.  In the bar of the basement there is a drop safe for 
the bartenders.  After the show one of the barbacks is taking empties to the 
cooler room.  But what does he see...Mike Patton taking a dump in the safe.  
Laughing his ass off (no pun intended).  Why?  He did not confront him 
because...Well....I mean...Would you want to?  There was no confrontation 
earlier.  Mike Patton said nothing.  Went to the dressing room and left.
So there is my poop story.  If yoiu have a safe and Mike Patton is coming 
over...WATCHOUT

Chris


>From: Devacor@aol.com
>Reply-To: gathering@misera.net
>To: gathering@misera.net
>Subject: Re: [kj] OT: wierdness/Muddy Waters
>Date: Fri, 19 Mar 2004 15:30:32 -0500
>
>of course I heard a few stories of my friends bands on tour and taking a 
>dump in a box and putting it under someones pillow while they are sleeping.
>  I had a rather twisted little friend who wanted to start a service called 
>"the jar" for $ he would take a dump in a jar and anonymously send it to 
>someone. At the time there was this girl in the hardcore scene who tried to 
>rally this girl movement against the big jocky guys who ruled the scene and 
>they would get up in guys faces yelling and screaming and all. they would 
>get in the front row and if you bumped into them they would turn around and 
>freak on you. Well enough was enough after one point and my friend decided 
>to try his "Jar" idea out and anonymously Fed ex'ed the head girl a fine 
>speciman.
>  we heard it bugged her out to the max and she never was the same since.
>  Kind of felt bad afterward.
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