[kj] an old cripple writes..............

[Alex Smith]

Cool, I'm always game for that. And happy birthday!

Alex (innyc)


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>From: Rob's Arse <joker@Z6.com>
>To: gathering@misera.net
>Subject: Re: [kj] an old cripple writes..............
>Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003, 1:31 PM
>

>
>i think not now mate. such a shame!
>
>still, I shall get over sometime and you can give me a k j related nyc tour!
>
>--- "Alex Smith" <vassifer@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>Welcome back, Rob you big klutz! So, do you think you're going to make it to
>NYC for the Oct 22 gig? 
>
>Alex in NYC
>
>
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>>From: Rob's Arse <joker@Z6.com>
>>To: gathering@misera.net
>>Subject: [kj] an old cripple writes..............
>>Date: Thu, Sep 25, 2003, 10:40 AM
>>
>
>>
>>
>>Hello Gathering!
>>
>>I am back from an unplanned exile. Boy am I relieved!
>>
>>Today is my 35th birthday and I am typing this from my laptop sat on the 
>>couch with my left leg well and truly rested!
>>
>>Last Monday, I was ushering my four year old son out of the door to 
>>nursery. My wife and I were planning to go looking for flooring for some 
>>building work we are having done  when it all went.............wrong!
>>
>>I was being beaten by a four year old with a blow up toy (no, not one of 
>>mine) when, in the excitement I managed to bang my head on a low door 
>>frame. I lost my balance and went over on my ankle. Both ankles have been 
>>weak since childhood.  There was a loud crack a sharp pain and I fell over.
>>
>>I moved my leg but my left foot just flopped. It sat there like a wet rag 
>>as I was consumed by pain like you never knew existed. An ambulance was 
>>called and within 10 minutes I was on my way to Oxford's John Radcliffe 
>>hospital where they confirm two breaks and a dislocation! Deep joy! The 
>>drugs they gave me though we superb! I lost the pain and developed a deep 
>>deep voice brought on by the gas and air. I was pissed out of my head on 
>>gas and air and morphine and began doing Barry White impressions, laughing 
>>hysterically, halucentating and then telling everyone I met that I 
>>recognised them. All this time my wife was shushing me and aplogising. It 
>>only got serious when they pulled my leg back into place. Watching your leg 
>>perform such stunts is rather sobering and no amount of drugs can hide the pain!.
>>I then had to wait 7 days for the swelling to go down so that they could 
>>operate. I know have a 5 inch metal plate in one of the bones and ten nice 
>>shiney screws! I shall be bleeping airport security machines for evermore!
>>
>>I chose a nice bright pink cast just to piss my kids off and am now 
>>hobbling everywhere on crutches and getting as much sympathy as possible.
>>
>>I have to say that the health care I received and all my fellow inmates too 
>>was absolutely first class. This is my first real experience of the NHS and 
>>I am very impressed. These folks get a great deal of criticism, but they 
>>got a new fan here!
>>
>>It's good to be back but moshing is of the list for the tour!
>>
>>So what's the score? I genuinely missed you freaks! What have I missed?
>>
>>Lots of  love
>>
>>Bob the cripple
>>
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