[kj] an old cripple writes..............

[Jester]

I never knew an arse had so much to say....really though...nothing but a
bunch of hot air.

Happy B day, ya cripple.

Can you send me some of those drugs?

On 9/25/03 10:40 AM, "Rob's Arse" <joker@Z6.com> wrote:

> 
> 
> Hello Gathering!
> 
> I am back from an unplanned exile. Boy am I relieved!
> 
> Today is my 35th birthday and I am typing this from my laptop sat on the couch
> with my left leg well and truly rested!
> 
> Last Monday, I was ushering my four year old son out of the door to nursery.
> My wife and I were planning to go looking for flooring for some building work
> we are having done  when it all went.............wrong!
> 
> I was being beaten by a four year old with a blow up toy (no, not one of mine)
> when, in the excitement I managed to bang my head on a low door frame. I lost
> my balance and went over on my ankle. Both ankles have been weak since
> childhood.  There was a loud crack a sharp pain and I fell over.
> 
> I moved my leg but my left foot just flopped. It sat there like a wet rag as I
> was consumed by pain like you never knew existed. An ambulance was called and
> within 10 minutes I was on my way to Oxford's John Radcliffe hospital where
> they confirm two breaks and a dislocation! Deep joy! The drugs they gave me
> though we superb! I lost the pain and developed a deep deep voice brought on
> by the gas and air. I was pissed out of my head on gas and air and morphine
> and began doing Barry White impressions, laughing hysterically, halucentating
> and then telling everyone I met that I recognised them. All this time my wife
> was shushing me and aplogising. It only got serious when they pulled my leg
> back into place. Watching your leg perform such stunts is rather sobering and
> no amount of drugs can hide the pain!.
> I then had to wait 7 days for the swelling to go down so that they could
> operate. I know have a 5 inch metal plate in one of the bones and ten nice
> shiney screws! I shall be bleeping airport security machines for evermore!
> 
> I chose a nice bright pink cast just to piss my kids off and am now hobbling
> everywhere on crutches and getting as much sympathy as possible.
> 
> I have to say that the health care I received and all my fellow inmates too
> was absolutely first class. This is my first real experience of the NHS and I
> am very impressed. These folks get a great deal of criticism, but they got a
> new fan here!
> 
> It's good to be back but moshing is of the list for the tour!
> 
> So what's the score? I genuinely missed you freaks! What have I missed?
> 
> Lots of  love
> 
> Bob the cripple
> 
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