[kj] Official European Language

[gathering@misera.net]

there is actually a german electro-band called [:S.I.T.D.:], who had a big
club-hit last year with "snuff machinery". anyways, their new single,
"stronghold", about the columbine-highschool-shooting sounds like this: ZEY came to
kill, ZEY came to burn..... LOL

Astrid.


> I am looking forward to this being introduced. I 
> 
> already speak this way, so I Stay One Jump Ahead!
> -)))
> Pavel
> 
> 
> ----- Původní zpráva -----
> Od: Dave Axford <daxford@rogers.com>
> Datum: středa, 17. září 2003 v 9:23 odp.
> Předmět: [kj] Official European Language
> 
> > 
> 
> > 
> 
> > The European Commission has just announced 
> 
> > an agreement whereby English
> > will be the official language of the 
> 
> > European nation rather than German which was 
> 
> > the other possibility.
> > 
> 
> > As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's 
> 
> > Government conceded that English spelling 
> 
> > had some room for
> > improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-
> > in plan that would become known as "Euro-
> > English".
> > In the first year, "s" will replace the 
> 
> > soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the 
> 
> > sivil servants jump with joy. The hard
> > "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". 
> 
> > This should klear up konfusion, and 
> 
> > keyboards kan have one less letter.
> > 
> 
> > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in 
> 
> > the sekond year when thetroublesome "ph" 
> 
> > will be replased with the "f". This will 
> 
> > make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
> > 
> 
> > In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the 
> 
> > new spelling kan be expektedto reach the 
> 
> > stage where more komplikated changes are 
> 
> > possible.Governments will enkourage the 
> 
> > removalof double letters which have always 
> 
> > ben adeterent to akurate speling. Also, al 
> 
> > wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 
> 
> > "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it 
> 
> > should go away.
> > 
> 
> > By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to 
> 
> > steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and 
> 
> > "w" with "v".
> > During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be 
> 
> > dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after 
> 
> > ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
> > reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor 
> 
> > trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it 
> 
> > ezi tu understand ech oza.
> > Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
> > 
> 
> > If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas it on to oza 
> 
> > pepl.
> > 
> 
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