[kj] (ot) slang time waster

[Phillipps Marc]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

So we have :

Killing Joke
n. alco-pops.
"Got some Killing Joke?" "Yeah, I'm your man for Killing Joke, Frank." 

Jaz
n. a particularly fake DJ.
"This is a fake Jaz!" 

Geordie
n. a person without a video.
"This is a famous Geordie!" 

youth
n. a small or loud arcade game.
"So I was like 'youth?', and Nigel was like 'yeah', I was like 'so?', and
Reggie was all you know, and they were so, like, yeah." "Er, what?" 

Raven
adj. unable to trip over food.
"I need a Raven car, and I need it now, Kelly." 

And

The Gathering
v. to intentionally dance with a female.
"Frank, I really need to The Gathering." 

:o)